Jun 24Make time to be YOU.Last night as I sat there convincing myself to “rest” after suffering a 2 day migraine I found myself picking up my phone to write. Is it strange that I feel guilty for allowing myself to have the night off. I am telling myself all the reasons I NEED the…Parenting4 min read
Apr 28Careers and kids …is it possible?I recently shared a post on social media about my company Orange Lamb…and it got me thinking that I probably don’t share my business journey enough on my blog. Now let’s get this clear, this is not to sell myself for 5 minutes so that you all come knocking on…Family8 min read
Feb 4Don’t cry over spilt milk….unless its hot and burning your toddler!We had one of those weekends this week which — simply put — did not go as planned! With Louis turning five on Monday, we had a weekend of fun organised; a trip to The Natural History Museum on Saturday (Louis loves dinosaurs and always watches Andy’s Dinosaur Adventures which…Parenting Toddlers6 min read
Jan 27The ‘funny’ things parents doI was inspired to write this blog as I was having a morning wee, sitting with the door wide open, ears listening out for the kids in the playroom and having that realisation that I rarely go to the toilet in private anymore. When we become a parent, a whole…Parenting5 min read
Jan 20F**k off parentmail!The below blog was written a few days after Louis returned to school after his first ever half term. The world of school has certainly added a whole new admin role to my life that I had absolutely no idea about, if only I was getting paid for it! Firstly…Parenting5 min read
Jan 13Stop being so “judgey”As a writer of a parenting blog that prides itself on speaking the truth, being open and honest, I have a confession to make. I judge other mums. I know I feel disgraceful saying it out loud, but hey the first step of changing this is admitting it right? Now…Family3 min read
Nov 8, 2021Oops I did it againYep in the talented words of Britney Spears (#freebritney) ‘Oops I did It again.’ Ok so it’s been 18 months since I last posted and whilst that is utter shite on my part here’s why in a bullet point nutshell. World pandemic (oh yeah almost forgot) Pregnant in lockdown Gave…Parenting5 min read
Jan 5, 2021Try before you buy — not in this case!I have just read an article on medium written by a mother of a two-year old daughter, the title read “I wish I knew What Parenting Was Really Like Before I Decided To Have A Child.” There was a genuine sadness to this post and I am sure so many…Parenting8 min read
Oct 15, 2020Flying poos and shitting flamingos; the top 6 kids games this Christmas!I mean is it me or have the kids toy market gone fucking bat shit crazy. Forget the ‘hottest toys for 2020 list’, this is the ‘what the fuck is this shit? toy list’. Every day I get the pleasure of watching Disney Junior with my 3-year old, normally in…Family6 min read
Jul 30, 2020Explaining babies to a 3-year oldI actually wrote this blog 6-weeks ago and for some reason never published it — a typical Hayley procrastination characteristic of mine. But now at 40 weeks pregnant, and 2-days overdue, I thought now would be a good time to get back to some writing. I was convinced that baby…Family7 min read